Vampire jokes
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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
It wanted to play squash.
What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood?
A hampire.
What type of people do vampires like?
Type O positive people.
What kind of typewriters do vampires like?
Blood type-writers.
What does Dracula say to his victims?
It's been nice gnawing you.
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