Vampire jokes
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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?
Self-raising dead.
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?
I don't know but it would slow him down.
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
What's a vampire's favorite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Why are vampire families so close?
Because blood is thicker than water.
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