Vampire jokes
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What happened to the two mad vampires?
They both went a little batty.
What do vampires cross the sea in?
Blood vessels.
What do vampire footballers have at half-time?
Blood oranges.
Why did the vampire take up acting?
It was in his blood.
Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?
The ghoulscorer.
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