Vampire jokes
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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
They need someone to play the bit parts.
Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup?
It clotted.
Why was the young vampire a failure?
Because he fainted at the sight of blood.
What is the vampire's favorite slogan?
Please Give Blood Generously.
How does a vampire clean his house?
With a victim cleaner.
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