Vampire jokes
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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
Coffin medicine.
What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire?
It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"
Why does Dracula have no friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck.
How does Dracula like to have his food served?
In bite-sized pieces.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?
A fangster.
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